Capital One can kiss my @ss. The sneaky bastards were trying to charge me late fees when I was on time.
They are a bit odd to tie at first… You can find a very useful video to tie them HERE. They seem like they would be very simple to sew. I dug around google a bit and found two very concise and easy to follow patterns:
I think the best way to approach sewing the pants is buy a pair of them, carefully take them apart and use the patterns above along with the deconstructed pants as a guide. I may or may not attempt to do just that (when I am not busy yelling at my credit card company)!